The Zucker-Rug™️ Facebook for the bathroom! Thankfully Facebook has a close watch on every aspect of our lives except in the bathroom...until now. This revolutionary bathmat has moisture sensors to know when you shower, sound recording for the sink, and smell-o-vision for when you use the toilet - all reported back to Facebook! Why did I start getting ads for teeth whitening kits though?!

This bathmat features the face of the one and only Mark Zuckerberg with an ultra soft surface and super non-slip base!!